Don’t H8 - Simona Fusco Stratten

March 24, 2008

Age: 25

Stats: 5′7 | 114lbs | 34C-22-34

Would Hit It?: YES

Where You’ve Seen Her: Simona’s credits include the part of ‘Ulsa’ in the hit comedy BEERFEST from the famed writing team as the ‘Broken Lizard,’ and roles in BOTTOM’S UP with Paris Hilton, CHASING GHOSTS opposite Michael Madsen and Shannon Sossaman, and a guest star spot on the hit HBO series ENTOURAGE.

Not only a silver screen beauty, Simona has been involved in the campaigns for such popular brands as Coca-Cola, BMW, Ferrari, Guess! By Marciano and Fendi for Vogue magazine among others. Simona was featured in a six-page spread in the September 2006 issue of Maxim Magazine.

Does anyone really care what she has been in?