Here is the 911 call that Erin Andrews made about some pap’s who were sitting outside her house. Unless you’ve been living in a cave for the past two weeks, she got filmed in her birthday suit by a peephole camera and it almost brought down the Internets, along with my shorts.

I know you all really care who Gemma Atkinson is. So you can click here to read all about her great accomplishments on Wikipedia.

On to the tittays…..

I’ve been providing this same service to women for 20+ years. Mine even comes with a free “protein blast”. Top that Shake Weight!

P90X? Bowflex? Testosterone? I’m going to guess all of the above. I’m afraid what my penis would look like once she put the death grip on it with those arms.

Oddly though, I’d still hit it.

Comic-Con is a yearly convention held in San Diego that has been going on since 1970. It’s a place to showcase comic books, sci-fi, and film/tv. This year, over 195,000 people visited the 3-day convention.

There are a few fans who take it to the next level and dress up as their favorite character.

I’d hit it.