Archive for August, 2009

“I Cheated And This Is My Punishment”

by h8torade on Aug.31, 2009, under wtf

damn…that is one whipped dude….

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Former Teacher Tiffany Shepherd Turns To Porn

by h8torade on Aug.31, 2009, under id hit it

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Tiffany Shepherd made headlines in April after bikini-clad pictures of her on a fishing charter got her canned from Port St. Lucie High School. She turned to doing porn, she told a Florida news outlet, after losing custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – some even to prisons – without landing a new teaching job.

Doing pr0n to make ends meet and prove you are a fit mother? Interesting….

She goes by the screenname “Leah Lust”. I’m still searching the Internets to see her work first hand – will post when I run across a video.

UPDATE: Here is a link that will take you to her video. Obviously, this shit is NSFW, unless your work allows you to look at chicks deepthroating the krank.

I’d hit it.

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Michael Vick Gets Interviewed By YoungJackThriller

by h8torade on Aug.31, 2009, under sports

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Throw some headphones on…NSFW language.

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People Of Wal-Mart

by h8torade on Aug.31, 2009, under wtf

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I can’t will myself to go into Wal-Mart anymore. I’d almost rather pay more and go to Target then to have to deal with the asshats that shop at Wal-Mart. You almost have to be a different breed to even step foot in Wal-Mart.  Let’s break down what one can expect to see when stepping foot into Wal-Mart….

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Really? I get your down with cats, but there is absolutely no reason to glue your stuffed animals ANYWHERE on your car. You should sell some of those furry bastards and get your hubcap replaced.

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No shoes. No shirt. No service. Not at Wal-Mart. It’s almost mandatory that if you shop at Wal-Mart, and you’re a dude, then you have to roll in with the sleeveless shirt or no shirt at all.

The ladies aren’t any better.

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damn. I mean do you not own a fucking mirror? If you do, it’s probably one of those circus mirrors that distort your body and give you a false sense of sexiness.

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You’d almost be better off rolling with the black trash bag over the window then showing the world how big of an idiot you are. Wonder if he/she got a tax credit for the Low E window….

[peopleofwalmart]

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Next Stop : San Antonio

by h8torade on Aug.31, 2009, under corporate jet

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It was this or a pic of the Alamo….not a tough decision

One of the perks of my job is the amount of traveling that I get to do. I pretty much hit up everything from San Diego to NYC. As you are sitting at your desk, stuck inside with co-workers you’d rather punch, I’m sitting on a plane on my way to San Antonio. Added bonus, sitting next to a fat chick who brought enough food to feed a small army.

Oh, and Southwest thought it would be a good idea to start allowing small dogs and cats to board now with a paying passenger. Can’t wait for little Fido to drop ass in the cabin. It’s bad enough that we get stuck breathing in airplane air – but now Fido gets to push one out in his carrier and let it marinate all over the cabin.

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I love you too.

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Random Hottie

by h8torade on Aug.31, 2009, under random hotties

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Kristi Curiali

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Jamie Koeppe (Random Hottie Rewind)

by h8torade on Aug.29, 2009, under id hit it, random hotties

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This chick got alot of attention from H8torade readers as the “random hottie” last week and at the time I didn’t know this chicks name. But my Internets sleuthing has led me to put a name behind that pretty ass.

Meet Jamie Koeppe.

She was a former fitness model who has since retired from the game. But I did manage to find just a couple more pictures of her for your spanking viewing pleasure.

Who’s your daddy?

Video goodness of Jamie hard at work.

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The World’s Biggest Zit

by h8torade on Aug.29, 2009, under bodily functions

time to go see a dermatologist….

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H8torade’s Hoes – Volume 52

by h8torade on Aug.29, 2009, under random hotties

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Kelly Brook Photoshoot

by h8torade on Aug.28, 2009, under id hit it

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Who:Kelly Brook

Age:29

Stats:5 ft 6 in | 32E-24-35

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