DeShawn Stevenson showed up to training camp with some new tats on his face – ala Mike Tyson. I heard that DeShawn and Abe actually have something in common. They both can’t finish a play. Hold the applause…..

I’m not sure what it is that this guy has been studying for 30 years, but he may want to get his money back. I’d definitely have my head on a swivel for the “eagle claw”, because I respect it, but this guy would be flat on his back after 3 seconds of that shit.

It’s always safe to snag the home teams state license plate before you go into their rival stadium…..if not, shit like this is bound to happen to you.

Time to take to the friendly skies this morning and fly out to Albany, NY. I’ll be there for a couple days, then I’m flying from Albany to NYC and camping out in Manhattan for two days. My schedule is jammed pack – tighter then my ass at a Michael Jackson sleepover. I’m hoping to get out and see some shit, hopefully.

Those of you familiar with scenic Albany – what the fuck is there to do there?

NYC – Plenty of shit to do. Just need to not make eye contact with the crack heads roaming the street.

This is for KimChiGun and all the other fellas who want those vids/pics of white girls with some junk in the trunk.

and if that wasn’t enough – she did a 2nd video.

thx Sean

UPDATE : I could put up a video like this once a week for the next week and still not get to all of them. God Bless YouTube.

As painful as it is for me to say, I am a Raider fan. I thought big things would happen when the Raiders drafted JaMarcus Russell from LSU with their #1 pick, but to say he sucks would be putting it nicely.

To sum up JaMarcus Russell…….fucking terrible.

Yesterday was probably his worst game as a pro. He threw 2 INT’s before he even completed his first 5 passes and was sacked more in the 2nd half (3 times) then he had passing yards (1).

1 fucking passing yard in the 2nd half….30 minutes of football….and all you can do is throw for 1 yard? Were you throwing left handed? That is fucking mind-boggling. A screen pass…a short dump off….oh wait, you can’t even do that without throwing it 6 rows up in the stands.

The shit is getting serious in Oakland as JaMarcus not only goes up in flames on the field, but off as well.

What it comes down to is that this team won’t get any better until The Godfather™ takes a dirt nap.

I think he is already dead – they just prop him up in the suite Weekend At Bernie’s style.

I’ve got a lil h8ter™ who came in around 9lbs and I thought that was pretty big for a baby. Check out the monster above who came out weighing 19lbs and was 24 inches long.

Damn.

Luckily for her, the kid won’t be wearing this shirt around the house since he was a c-section….

(Yahoo)