I can only imagine the types of tools that come into the ER room. People with bananas shoved up their ass, gerbils, cell phones, etc….

This website is littered with some pretty good stories of what goes on inside the ER. Gems such as…

To a 79 year old man “How did you get that scrotal bruising?” He had a scrotal hematoma the size of a small melon. His response was “I was waxing my balls”. Fair enough but wow I did not really need to know that.

Last night mid 30′s guy comes in and says: “I want my foreskin reattached, all the guys at the gym think I’m Jewish.” *facepalm*

thx Michael

(ERtards)