I’m a fan of cities that post their police blotter on-line. Check out the shit that the Findlay Police Department gets to put up with. Pay particular attention to the one that reads:

A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.

This guy must not keep any knives around the house or he is one fast runner, because someone is usually getting stabbed when a remark like that comes out.

It’s safe to say that he wins the Brass Balls™ of the Quarter award. Nicely done.