Tiger Woods Is Fucked
by h8torade on Dec.01, 2009, under sports

Tiger may not be able to swing his way out of this one. Another one of his side chicks is looking to ca$h in and is set to release some voicemails and text messages that supposedly came from Tiger.
Tiger doesn’t play around when it comes to text messaging…. ( via RadarOnline )
“I will wear you out…when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” one message read.
Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
Hasn’t one of Tiger’s boys filled him in on the fact that text messages don’t go away? You never play the “wear you out” card in a text message when you got a wife at home.
So who’s the new mystery boo? 24 year old Jaimee Grubbs aka “Money Grubber” is going to release a couple voicemails tomorrow that are suppose to contain some pretty convincing evidence that Tiger was letting her play with his putter. She claims that he’s knocked it out around 20 times.

Tiger had security posted up outside his house – he may want a S.W.A.T team inside his house because I’m sure his wife is about to throw down once these voicemails hit the Internets©.
Busted Coverage has a nice collection of Jaime Grubbs pictures for those of you asking “would I hit it”.
Yes…yes you would.


December 1st, 2009 on 6:50 pm
C’mon Son. The prostitute with a heart of gold is so 1920′s. All these jump-offs want a quick payday and will lie their asses off to any swinging dick with a taperecorder. Can’t a man make a run for a fourth meal without getting the third degree.
December 9th, 2009 on 7:56 pm
Amen, totally agree with your post Ruckus. +1 for citing son.