You want to live that baller lifestyle, you better make sure you’ve got the bankroll to afford it. I’m gonna guess that the person who owned this Maserati Quattroporte probably wasn’t in a very good mood that day.

Who needs all the stress of having a quota when someone will pay you to rock out on a carboard sign……

I grew up owning a shitload of baseball cards….Donruss…Topps…Upper Deck….Score…I had a stack full of em. Shoving them in those plastic sleeves and making sure that the “real good ones” were placed in that plastic housing. I was the neighborhood hustler who was forging autographs and trading them in with the local kids for some real legit cards.

The prize jewel back in the day was that Upper Deck Jr. Griffey rookie card…..

I never did get my hands on one. My brother has one still to this day and while it’s been a long time since I bought a pack of baseball cards, I could easily find myself back in the game when I see how much people are willing to pay for a Stephen Strasburg card on eBay.

Someone is willing to pay over 10k for a piece of cardboard? I’ve got to go through my cards and start slingin’ them on eBay…..

This shit is getting way out of control in Louisiana. Check out the live stream HERE. They are saying that the worst case scenario is that they may not be able to stop the flow until August. Pretty sickening to see how much oil is flowing out of that ruptured pipe.

Fast forward to the 2:15 mark to get a good shot….can’t wait until gas jumps to $5.00 a gallon over this shit.

True story. We just bought a new ride and they gave us 3 months of XM Satellite Radio™ for free. I’m flipping through the station and stopped on the MSNBC channel and actually heard this clip live as I was driving. I knew I could count on someone to post it up on YouTube. I love you fuckers.

This guy fucked up and instead of talking about Andrew Jackson’s “blowout” in regards to his hair, he dropped the “blowjob” reference live on the air. Classic.

You obviously have to either be real fucking old, be a trucker, or miss a shitload of teeth in order to win Powerball. I’m done playing that game – it’s obviously rigged.

Congrats though to the guy above with the million dollar smile, Chris Shaw. He will soon be putting this sterotype to the test….

Radio Shack is apparently “re-branding” and is now calling itself “The Shack™”. I haven’t stepped into Radio Shack since 1984 and all that I can remember is that they sold shitty remote controlled cars that got out of range after only 5 ft.

Does anyone ever buy anything at Radio Shack? It’s only a matter of time before Wal-Mart scoops them up and allows those 5 year olds in Malaysia to start putting their shit together as well.