I’m going to guess that he will be hearing about this shit for quite a long time.

No wonder we can’t fucking find Osama Bin Laden. You’ve got the best of the best hanging by their underwear off of a flagpole. They would have been better off flying G.I. Joe up and dropping him out with his parachute open – guaranteed he would have landed in the stadium.

This just justifies that old bag throwing the cat away earlier in the week. Is that the dog equivalent of doing the Al Bundy?

OCEANPORT, N.J. — A pair of dueling horses left an announcer at a New Jersey racetrack sounding more like a confused husband. Larry Collmus had noticed “Mywifenosevrything” and “Thewifedoesntknow” on the card for Sunday’s seventh race at Monmouth Park in Oceanport but he says he didn’t envision the outcome. But when the horses were both in the hunt near the end, Collmus says he had a sense of what was coming. Collmus kept up the call as the two dueled down the stretch, deftly flicking between the tongue-twisting names. His only thought: “Don’t mess it up.”

At the finish he exclaimed: “Mywifenosevrything more than Thewifedoesntknow. Whew!”

(The Smoking Gun) - The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.

A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a “DEA Sensitive” security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of “telephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other media”

Detractors reject the notion that Ebonics is a dialect, instead considering it a bastardization of the English language.

Why don’t they just put Snoop Dogg on their payroll and call it a day?  Fuck going out to RFP and having to weed through qualified applicants.

Put him in front of a computer with Microsoft Word and it’s light out.

I heard they gave it to this guy…..

looks like a squirrel trying to fight its way out of a Crown Royal bag.

via Izismile

Dude was feeling pretty confident until the engine dropped out on him. Better that happen now then be doing 70mph down the road and have that shit fall out on you.

I’m allergic to cats and really don’t have much love for these bastards. But I would adopt this cat in a heartbeat and feed it steak every night. I’d bring hoes over to the house and make them dance and if he approved then they could stay – if he didn’t try to smack that ass then they got to go.

Ceiling cat would definitely approve…..