What a great instructional video. This really shows females the proper way to eat a popsicle. This of course could easily be transitioned into other things, but since this a family blog, we won’t be going there.

Toledo, OH – Police say 25-year-old Melodi Dushane ordered some chicken nuggets … but was told she couldn’t get them because they were only serving breakfast. That’s when Dushane got out of her car, and starting punching the employee through the drive-thru window.

Dushane was arrested after the fight, and charged with vandalism. She was later released and ordered not to return to the restaurant.

You know how you avoid all this shit? You give people the option to order breakfast anytime of the fucking day. Someone might have the munchies for some McNuggets and is high on some crack – and you’re going to tell them no? That shit will get you cut, stabbed, or even killed in some cities. She might want to take up a career in UFC – she’s got a nice right hand.

I’m hoping he ordered either a “skinny” or “nonfat” drink……

(NY Daily News) – The newest pig-out opportunity comes in the form of foot-longs like the cheeseburger that’s being tested at 50 Carl’s restaurants in Southern California and 50 Hardee’s in Indiana, according to USA Today.

Like some of the other offerings that are big in size but low in price, this burger extravaganza costs $4 without lettuce and tomatoes, and $4.50 with. Meanwhile, Subway will preview a line of foot-longs next month, and Quiznos is considering introducing premium foot-longs in the fall. They’ll cost around $5, and one will be made with prime rib.

Size matters, say food experts.

“We live in a society that’s fascinated with all things big,” Scott Hume, editor of BurgerBusiness.com, an industry trade site, told USA Today. “It’s inherently American to push for something bigger and better than anyone else has.”

The Hardee’s foot-long is a jaw-busting, artery-clogging sandwich that has 850 calories and 20 grams of saturated fat. If it sells well, it could be available in various other Hardee’s within six months.

That burger looks like shit. Carl’s Jr could collect the sweat from Kim Kardashian’s vagina and put it on their food and I still wouldn’t eat it. When you live in California, you go to a handful of places when you want to get your burger on. My top 2 list for burger joints in Cali:

1. In N Out
2. Five Guys Burgers

And yes, I would eat Kim Kardashian’s vagina. Even on a heavy flow day.

Someone needs to go ahead and actually make a restaurant like this happen. I’d be making my own egg drop soup right at the table……

(SoCalGlamourGirls)

I’m glad they cropped his right hand on this billboard.  The kids don’t need to see Shrek making a fresh batch…..

RIP Jimmy. You helped girls everywhere practice the fine art of deepthroating. May God™ have a special seat for you upstairs.

definitely not Cassie Smith……

Cassie Smith worked at the local H(.)(.)ters in Roseville, MI and was put on probation for putting on a few pounds. She had a great review…worked great with co-workers, but apparently those shorts were getting a little too snug for the folks back in corporate.

Don’t get me wrong. I’d bang it out, but I’d like to submit “Exhibit A” to the people and let them decide if Hooters was right in calling her out.

Guilty as charged. Get your ass in the gym.