Wired – Spain has a pigeon problem, and some cities are recruiting private pigeon catchers to trap the rats-with-wings using special net catapult devices. The technique involves two people and a catapult-sprung net device. One person feeds the pigeons to make sure that they are gathered neatly into a small space, while the other angles the net catapult. Once the birds are in place, the net is released over the birds to trap them before they can fly away. Barcelona city council has declared pigeons to be a “plague” and has issued a tender to catch and cull 65,000 of them over the next 18 months — 25 percent of the pigeon population. This represents a significant markup from last year’s already-impressive cull of 40,000 pigeons. The birds have been singled out for spreading diseases and for causing damage to buildings thanks to their highly corrosive droppings which can damage stone architecture. Most culling methods involve nets and cage traps in the busiest areas and then asphyxiation with carbon dioxide.

I’m actually good with this. These bastards always make it a habit to shit on you at the worst time. On your way to meet a hot chick, bird shit. Just got done spending 2 hours washing and waxing your ride, bird shit. I’m just waiting for PETA to setup shop in Spain and throw bird shit all over themselves in protest.

San Onofre State Beach, CA – A Dana Point surfer says he was a bit nervous about two great white sharks circling his paddleboard off the San Onofre coast this week. But Chuck Patterson, 41, captured one of the sharks on video, dipping a camera beneath the surface with a 10-foot pole as they swam around the board he was standing on.”I’ve been wanting to do that forever,” Patterson said Thursday. He’d seen sharks in the same area the day before, he said, thinking they might be mako sharks. So he returned on Tuesday with his camera. “Within five minutes, I was pleasantly surprised to see a pretty big, 9-foot great white,” he said. “I was on a 12-foot board. He was just a couple of feet shy of that.” Then, he said, came the scariest moment. “I startled it, it startled me,” Patterson said. “It slammed its tail fin on my board and took off. I had a little moment of clarity — if it was a good idea to be out there.” The shark circled him once more, then swam away, he said. “It seemed like a minute later, another shark came that was smaller,” he said. “That one hung out for 10 or 12 minutes. That was like a 7 or 8 foot great white. That was the great white that was on the video.” Patterson felt some initial fear, but he said he nearly forgot it as he concentrated on capturing the video.

I’d probably be concentrating on not releasing my bowels if I had a 9ft great white looking to make a meal out of me. There are two things in life that you probably don’t want to fuck with – Chuck Norris and sharks.

Parenting at its finest. Why the hell you would let your kids play in the water when you can obviously see that shit washing up on shore is beyond me. An automatic nominee for “Parent of the Year”.

And talk about one of the laziest moms I’ve ever seen. She obviously doesn’t want any part of the oil on her, but has no problem giving a real half-ass attempt to scrape it off her kid with a toy shovel. If I was that kid, I would have picked up that shovel and smacked her right in her fat ass for being such a lazy broad.

Oh but wait, she came packed with Goo Gone™. Let’s go swimming kids!

Just wait until a hurricane decides to roll through the gulf and just start dumping oil over everyone and anything.

You’d be better off finding a hill and sledding down it.  It’s probably a little cheaper too.

H8torade.com not only looks to provide the best tits and ass to my readers, but we also are a source of education. When you think of a great white shark, you think of the baddest mofo in the ocean.

Not anymore.

National Geographic has recorded a killer whale making a great white shark its bitch. This was filmed off the coast of San Francisco, CA.

Reminder: Don’t swim in the waters off San Francisco.

It’s much easier to go buy a new box of PRO-V1′s then it is to re-attach your arm…..

I’m officially tired of all the damn snow that we’ve gotten so far this year. 11 inches two weeks ago….3 inches last week….now another 3-5 inches tonight….I’ve officially put my snow shovel away and will let mother nature melt that shit off of the driveway.

Oh wait…almost forgot….the low this week is suppose to be -15…combine that with the wind and it will feel like a muggy -40 degrees outside.

San Diego looks better and better everyday.

The only benefit of the snow is that girls can practice their bj techniques on snowmen. Practice makes perfect.

Thx JVine