(USAToday)NFL commissioner Roger Goodell acknowledged the league is embarrassed by the use of profanity in the Jets’ HBO Hard Knocks documentary, but said he’s pleased overall with the show. Jets coach Rex Ryan has come under fire from former NFL coaches Tony Dungy and Brian Billick for the salty language that’s been showed on Hard Knocks. Dungy even called for Goodell to address the situation with Ryan. In a Wednesday appearance on ESPN Radio’s Mike and Mike in the Morning, Goodell said the bad language is part of what comes with exposing the league’s inner doings. Said Goodell:

If you don’t roll with HBO check out the clip below. Throw on some headphones – Rex likes to drop the F bombs….presenting the Best Of Rex Ryan.

Look at Mark Sanchez when Rex goes in on “when are we gonna put our offense together”. He’s too busy thinking about what hole he’s gonna put his dick in when he goes home to Jamie Lynn Sigler. One second he’s pissed off because the team is stuffing their face with cheeseburgers – then he forces them to go eat a snack like he’s a 3rd grade teacher.

He’s got a point….

NFL dress code policy is pretty ignorant. Socks can only be so high….teams have to turn in what shoe color the team is wearing…if someone rocks a different color then they get fined…..Rex looks pretty concerned with all that bullshit.

Jesus Christ™. We were all treated to him doing the “dougie” back in July. Now he’s back stuffing his fucking face full of Cheerios with a stirring spoon, talking about how he is lactose intolerant, and using his voice to bless us with his singing.

The NBA season can’t come soon enough. It might be the only way to keep him busy enough to quit making an ass out of himself on the Internets™.

He should leave this dance to the professionals…..

ESPN is rolling out another season of their 30 for 30 documentaries and tonight’s episode covers the friendship between Iron Mike™ and 2Pac. 14 years ago today 2Pac got shot on the Vegas strip and died 6 days later. Hands down, one of the best rappers of all time.

Got the DVR set. I’m hoping for a couple more memorable Tyson quotes.

Nothing like showing up to batting practice early and taking a shot right off your dome. It could have been worse – he could have used his dick as a backstop like John Smoltz did.

The original video below doesn’t do it justice. I didn’t realize that she slapped him across the face right in front of everyone. He’s pretty proud that she didn’t drop him with that slap – he can take 20 of those!

I’m out until Tuesday – have a safe & happy labor day.

I counted 12 “get the fuck outta here” from our man…..fuggedaboutit!

via HuffingtonPost

Just waiting for The Don to chime in….is that how you all do things down at The U™?

via Barstool Sports

Update: Found part 2…can’t we all just get along?

you bet your fucking ass I had onions for lunch!

MercuryNews – After all the wins, all the losses and all those arguments, Lou Piniella clearly felt it was time to leave.

Saying the final goodbye after a half-century in baseball, that was the hard part.

“I cried a little bit after the game. You get emotional. I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be,” the Chicago Cubs manager said Sunday, his eyes tearing up again and his voice cracking.

The 66-year-old Piniella announced before the Cubs-Atlanta game that he was retiring immediately after it was over and planned to spend more time with his ailing mother.

“My mom needs me home and that’s where I’m going,” Piniella said.

Third base coach Mike Quade, a longtime minor league manager who was the A’s first base coach from 2000-02, was promoted, getting the nod over bench coach Alan Trammell, who was thought to have been a candidate to succeed Piniella next season. General Manager Jim Hendry said Sunday that Trammell will not be considered as a potential replacement.

Piniella said last month he planned to retire at the end of the season and reiterated his plans Saturday. But he missed four games in August to be with his mom in Florida and decided this weekend his divided attention wasn’t helping anyone.

Piniella finished with an overall record of 1,835-1,713. He trailed only Tony La Russa, Cox and Joe Torre in victories among active managers. Piniella’s record with the Cubs was 316-293, leading Chicago to consecutive NL Central titles in 2007-08.

Sweet Lou™ had some pretty epic meltdowns in his day. What better way to pay tribute then to take a trip down memory lane and view some of his best tirades.

He’s a walking heart attack waiting to happen. 40+ years of just tearing into people’s ass can’t be good for your heart.

I take that back.