Not gonna lie….game looks pretty sick on an iPad. I may have to finally break down and drop some coin on an iPad. As much as I travel this could turn out to be a real life-saver. Nothing like muting out a screaming bastard child while playing some Madden at 36,000 feet.

I might go pick it up for the 360 – if any of you have played it let me know what you think.

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just throw those fuckers in the dumpster or take a hammer to them?

Your probably asking yourself “what does it take to get a man card”? I can tell you that dressing up in some Winnie-The-Pooh shit will never get you one. When you do get your man card you have to go to great lengths to not get it revoked. Some shit you don’t want to do…

Getting dragged along to the movies by your chick to see a “chick flick” will get your man card revoked. Watching figure skating, even during the Olympics, will get your card revoked with a quickness. Listening to Justin Bieber, even if Ludacris is on the track, will result in a lifetime man card ban.

Lucky for you, there is a app for that. James Condon, the developer, describes his app as….

“A think tank of the world’s brightest behavioral scientists collaborated to develop a test to quickly and accurately evaluate an individual’s worthiness to be issued a Man Card. Their test was ported to an iPhone app so it could be disseminated to the public. This is their test…” (app link)

James hooked me up with a free copy and I can’t get past “Metrosexual”. I sent James a scathing email telling him that this app was flawed, but he assured me that he hired only the brightest minds to develop this app. I still call bullshit….

He passed along 5 free copies of the app to give to you guys. The first 5 who hit me up using the contact form above will get a key to download the app.

Also, I like free shit. If you have something you want me to pimp – send it to me – and I’ll do a write up. I’m easy….

UPDATE:

reader Nicholas fired off an email to me with the subject “No fruit in my god damn beer!” and a screenshot of his TEMPORARY man card

Don’t knock Blue Moon­™……

This vid is making the rounds on the Internets and was created by a guy who works at a Best Buy in Kansas City.

1.9 million views later, Best Buy decides that they don’t like the video and tell him to take it off of YouTube. He basically tells them that they can go fuck themselves since nowhere in the video does he mention Best Buy, The Dork Squad, or anything else that has to do with Best Buy.

So they have suspended him indefinitely and he thinks they might fire him. Go ahead and lawyer up my friend and sue the shit out of those bastards.

So the new iPhone came out this week and people are complaining that if you grab the phone a certain way you lose all reception. Proof below….

Like Steve Jobs said above, don’t fucking hold it like that. Hold the phone like a man and not like your afraid to touch it and you wouldn’t have these problems.

Time Warner won’t be out until Monday and it feels like I’m on dial-up when I’m using my crackberry to connect to the Internets. Posts will be slow until I get my high-speed connection. It feels like I’m back in the days of dial-up – waiting for my streaming porn to buffer….it can only get better.

I’m pretty sure a change of underwear would have been in order for fly-by #2…..

ghetto. fabulous. In a Toyota out of all things? Don’t people know that they shouldn’t be fucking with the electrical parts on those cars? They have a hard enough time stopping on their own and now you want to throw a $500 glorified iPod Touch™ in the dash……

Part of me wants to get one, but I’m not sure how much I’d really use it. If one of you ends up throwing down some cash for one, drop me some notes in the comments section and let me know why you bought it and what you bought it for.