I see the fruits of my hard labor are starting to pay off. I’ve been a big fan of SoCalGlamourGirl Ryan Fox‘s body of work, literally, and posted her up on the blog last week. And then Tessie Tarrentino makes a video showing the benefits of sprinkling some H8torade™ onto a white shirt, and I slowly start to fall in love.

Vid below is NSFW, you’ve been warned.

Sexy Tessie Tarrentino Loves H8orade on Her Boobs
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The only problem I have with this is that these girls are located in San Diego. H8torade is HQ’d out of San Diego. I’ve got to get a pass somehow and be on the set during one of these video shoots! Ladies, hook me up! And thanks for the vid!!

You know a chick who is worthy of being a Random Hottie™. You think you’ve got what it takes? Send pics/suggestions to ceo@h8torade.com

My wang is so confused right now. The shaft wants to burrow all the way in there but the head is telling me that I’d be better off going to Spankwire and finishing the job myself. Less chance of disease and my cock won’t come out smelling like pickle juice.

Stats:

Age: 24
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 110 lbs
Measurements: 34D – 28 – 37
Hittable: Yes

37 years old and body is still bangin’. And to think that Jim Carrey got to spread his seed all over that for 5+ years.

I’d hit it.

Pleasanton, CA – Christine Hubbs remains in jail on $4.3 million bail pending a hearing next week where she is expected to answer to the 67 sexual assault charges for allegedly having a long-term sexual relationship with two teenage boys.

Police say that relationship lasted from December 2008 to January of this year.

Why didn’t I have a neighbor like this when I was a kid? All I had was the scrambled porn channels on cable where you would see a tit once every 5 minutes. Kids these days have it too easy. You’ve got horny cougars buying them shit, sending nude text messages, and driving them to motels to have sex.

Kids, listen to Uncle H8torade. If you are banging out a MILF, forward the pics to your email and delete them from your phone.

I’d hit it.

How do I sign up for this job?

The one thing I love about living in San Diego is the amount of hot women that call this place home. They are literally everywhere. You’ve got to keep your head on a swivel at all times because a dime piece could walk out in front of you at any second. Hometown talent will always get my attention and Ryan Fox is no different. The cool thing about Ryan is that she comments on the blog and lives in SoCal. Oh, and she’s fucking smokin’ hot.

Here’s a vid of Ryan in some lingerie that doesn’t leave much to the imagination. I’m still waiting for my invite to a Ryan Fox video shoot. You can see more of Ryan HERE (also, NSFW)

The vid below should probably be watched in the comfort of your own home, it’s NSFW.

Sexy Blonde in the Mirror
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I’ve got to start paying more attention to the dimes over in the U.K. Sophie here showcased her talents on the U.K. version of Big Brother. An automatic way to make it on this blog is to rock the underboob and she does a pretty solid job of it.

As if the pictures weren’t enough…..we hit you with the video……possibly NSFW……

Orlando, FL – University of Central Florida head coach George O’Leary told the Orlando Sentinel this afternoon that he was the one who granted access to a UCF locker room for a magazine photo shoot featuring a Playboy Playmate.

“I approved the magazine,” O’Leary told a Sentinel reporter after practice ended Saturday. “The guy called my office and basically wanted to know if they could do a magazine shoot. There was a UCF girl who had her MBA and all that. And the only thing I asked is, ‘Is that a magazine that is distributed on campus?’ And they said, ‘Yes.’ They’ve done I think four, since I’ve been here at least four, initial copies of football [previews] opening up the football season.”

What’s good enough for Coach O’Leary is good enough for me. People are all bent out of shape that she was in there taking pictures – who fucking cares. It’s not like she was letting the football team run a train on her.

Is there video? You bet your ass…..

I’d eat off that football for the next 20 years.