That’s the equivalent of us guys doing the “under the belt” tuck.

Got to love those MILF’s on Facebook who just don’t give a fuck. I’d hit it.

I’m going to pick up the Sunday paper and see if they have a “buy 1 get 1 free” coupon. Hopefully she comes with a prescription of Penicillin. I’d hit it.

CNN – MGM Resorts defended its safety practices Wednesday after amateur video surfaced showing a lion attacking its trainer inside its habitat at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, as horrified visitors to the hotel looked on. The trainer was treated and released from the hospital after the incident earlier this month, MGM Resorts spokesman Gordon Absher said in a statement Wednesday. The video shows two trainers along with a lion and a lioness inside the habitat — a popular attraction at the hotel that opened more than 13 years ago. At first, the lions appear relaxed, lying down as the trainers stand nearby. The male lion then shifts his body weight and looks at the trainer nearest to him before the camera turns its focus to the other lion and second trainer. Gasps are then heard from onlookers and the video reveals the male lion wrestling with the trainer closest to him. With help from the other trainer, the man gets away, even as the lion appears to continue to stalk him. Dave Salmoni, a big cat expert for Animal Planet, told CNN’s “Rick’s List” on Wednesday that the lion appeared to try to show his dominance over the trainer after the man “stiffened” when the animal turned his gaze on him. “What that tells the lion is: that guy’s nervous,” Salmoni said, adding that the lion interprets that nervousness into a need to dominate. “He went over and was doing what I would consider to be like a teenager testing his boundaries,” he said of the lion. “He went in and said, ‘I know I’m not allowed to bite people but I’m going to bite you and see what you can do back to me.’” “It was definitely him saying, ‘I’m the boss here,’” added Salmoni, who survived a similar attack by a lion.

They say most animals can sense fear. You better believe that if I’m in an enclosure with a big fucking lion and he decides to mean mug me, not only will he smell fear but he’ll also smelled my freshly soiled undergarments. Dude is lucky that he didn’t make a meal out of him.

(USAToday)NFL commissioner Roger Goodell acknowledged the league is embarrassed by the use of profanity in the Jets’ HBO Hard Knocks documentary, but said he’s pleased overall with the show. Jets coach Rex Ryan has come under fire from former NFL coaches Tony Dungy and Brian Billick for the salty language that’s been showed on Hard Knocks. Dungy even called for Goodell to address the situation with Ryan. In a Wednesday appearance on ESPN Radio’s Mike and Mike in the Morning, Goodell said the bad language is part of what comes with exposing the league’s inner doings. Said Goodell:

If you don’t roll with HBO check out the clip below. Throw on some headphones – Rex likes to drop the F bombs….presenting the Best Of Rex Ryan.

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Look at Mark Sanchez when Rex goes in on “when are we gonna put our offense together”. He’s too busy thinking about what hole he’s gonna put his dick in when he goes home to Jamie Lynn Sigler. One second he’s pissed off because the team is stuffing their face with cheeseburgers – then he forces them to go eat a snack like he’s a 3rd grade teacher.

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He’s got a point….

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NFL dress code policy is pretty ignorant. Socks can only be so high….teams have to turn in what shoe color the team is wearing…if someone rocks a different color then they get fined…..Rex looks pretty concerned with all that bullshit.

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Jesus Christ™. We were all treated to him doing the “dougie” back in July. Now he’s back stuffing his fucking face full of Cheerios with a stirring spoon, talking about how he is lactose intolerant, and using his voice to bless us with his singing.

The NBA season can’t come soon enough. It might be the only way to keep him busy enough to quit making an ass out of himself on the Internets™.

He should leave this dance to the professionals…..

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